Never Made It
Never Made It (NMI) was the brainchild of Clare Evans, who late in 2004 put up notices in record shops reading ”Artist seeks photos / videos / memorabilia for exhibition tribute to bands that never made it.”
Her aim was to ‘put the underdogs of the music industry in the limelight and celebrate all that was not to be’. Over a drink in Highgate’s Boogaloo bar it was quickly decided that Trash met Clare’s criteria and so Simon excavated as many photos and bits of memorabilia as he could find.
The next step was to make a documentary of three of the least successful bands in the exhibition – The Secrets, The Trespassers and Trash. Accordingly Simon and Mick were interviewed on camera by Clare at Simon’s office in early 2005.
On May 2nd 2005 the Notting Hill Arts Club staged the opening night of Clare’s Never Made It Exhibition. Photos and memorabilia were displayed throughout the club. Beautifully made badges and fanzines were on sale. Clare showed the 18-minute Never Made It documentary for the first time, to a great reaction from those present.
Coincidentally Nude magazine has run a series of features on unsuccessful bands titled “Beautiful Losers’, with issue 8 (Spring 2006) featuring Trash and Never Made It (www.nudemagazine.co.uk)

Tracks
In On All The Secrets (Trash)
What Do You Think About That? (Trash)
Previously unreleased. Produced by Nigel Gray. Recorded at Surrey Sounds Studios on March 11th 1979.
Simon Wright (lead vocals), Mick Brophy (rhythm guitar, harmonica, vocals), Neil Cossar (lead guitar), Keith Steptoe (bass, vocals), Simon Butler-Smith (drums)

N-N-E-R-V-O-U-S (Trash)
Page 3 (Dumb Blondes) (Trash)
Publishing: Sara Bee Music Ltd
Released by Polydor as a single 2059 013 on June 2nd 1978.
Produced by Shel Talmy. Recorded at Roundhouse Studios, Camden on February 1st 1978.
Simon Wright (lead vocals), Mick Brophy (guitars, harmonica, vocals), Keith Steptoe (bass, vocals), Simon Butler-Smith (drums).

Priorities (Trash)
Look (Trash)
Nnervous (Trash)
Publishing: Sara Bee Music Ltd
Priorities and Look Released by Polydor as a single 2058 939 in October 1977. Nnervous is a previously unreleased version.
Produced by Trash & Clive Selwood. Recorded at The Old Smithy, Worcester in September 1977.
Simon Wright (lead vocals), Mick Brophy (guitars, harmonica, vocals), Keith Steptoe (bass, vocals), Brian Devoil (drums)

Hippy Hippy Shake (Chan Romero, published by Ardmore and Beechwood)
96 Tears (Rudi Martinez, published by Essex Music International)
Louie Louie (Richard Berry, published by Peter Maurice Music)
Previously unreleased.
Simon Wright (lead vocals), Mick Brophy (guitars, vocals), Keith Steptoe (bass, vocals), Steve Pearce (drums)
Demos recorded ‘live’ by Duncan, October 1976, the Assembly Hall, National College of Food Technology, Weybridge, Surrey.

Menace (Trash)
Previously unreleased. Recorded live at Bones Club, Reading on February 15th 1978
Simon Wright (lead vocals), Mick Brophy (guitar, vocals), Keith Steptoe (bass), Simon Butler-Smith (drums)
Bonus Track: Radio 210 Interview – Mick Brophy and Tony Bellekom, Reading, Berkshire 1977
All tracks digitally remastered by Nick Duckett of Rhythm And Blues Records (www.rhythmandbluesrecords.co.uk).
Single tracks transferred from vinyl by James Perrett (www.jrpmusic.net )

About these tracks
After 33 years I am amazed we could find a decent selection of Trash tracks in reasonable quality, and delighted that Only Fit For The Bin wanted to release the results. It is a short, sharp selection – we spared you the dodgy demos, sluggish slowies and creaky covers.
In retrospect I am impressed by how much we managed to achieve using very limited raw materials. We were young, energetic and unsophisticated and we turned these limitations into virtues. We got better as we played more gigs and did more recording, to the point where my favourite tracks are the final ones we recorded together.
Unlike most bands who formed in 1976 we were big fans of pre-punk rock’n’roll – listen hard and you’ll hear riffs from Heaven And Hell (the Who) and Happy (the Rolling Stones), the one-note guitar solo from the Feelgoods’ I’m A Hog For You Baby plus lyrical references to the Stooges and John Otway & Wild Willy Barrett. Our version of 96 Tears owed little to ? and the Mysterions but a great deal to live performances by Eddie and the Hot Rods. We used to medley it with our spirited rendition of Rescue Me but sadly I have been unable to find a listenable version of the latter in the pile of crappy cassettes that have provided the source material for this compilation.
Maybe next time? No – This Is Complete Trash!
Simon Wright, London, August 2010
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Thank you Jane Wimble, Clive Selwood, Nick Duckett, Marie-Clare Gaulthier, John The Finn, Geoff Horne, Jon Parry, Pete Hawkins, Clare Evans, Stewart Home, Rich Linton and anyone who had the good taste to see us live back in the day.
Keep up with Hot Trash News at http://www.myspace.com/trashpunk

This is what renowned cultural commentator Stewart Homes had to say about our second single on his website:
“N-E-R-V-O-U-S” by Trash. Another A1 production job, this time by legendary American maverick Shel Talmy, the man behind the early Kinks and Who sound. This is just fabulous, power pop doesn’t get any better! There were a lot of great British pop records that came out in the late-seventies and didn’t make the charts, and I particularly love this one.”
(www.stewarthomesociety.org/pol/amis.htm)

This is an extract from a letter I sent to Jane Wimble who was at the time living in Eastbourne. The letter is handwritten on lurid pink paper and also features an ecstatic review of the Stones at Knebworth Festival, thus dating it to late August 1976
“Mick and I have decided to form a band – or rather that I should replace Steve Smith in Crippen, making the band Mick, Keith and Steve Pearce – they don’t know yet.
We decided what songs we’re going to do – playlist as follows:
Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue (Ramones)
Beat On A Brat (Ramones)
Get Down & Get With It (Slade)
Substitute (Pistols/Who)
One Of The Boys (Mott The Hoople)
Rock & Roll Queen (Mott The Hoople)
Home (Roy Harper)
I’m to be vocalist since I’ve got the leather jacket. The fact that I can’t sing is immaterial. Likely name for this promising combo is The Pets.”
Needless to say we played none of these songs and were never called the Pets but this did become the first line-up of Trash to which Jane was added as co-vocalist. My thanks to her for hanging onto this letter for 31 years and through numerous house moves.

Growing up in suburbia during the mid-1970s was Dull, leavened by occasional flashes of excitement – Roxy Music at Guildford Civic, the Pink Fairies at Epsom Baths. So going to college seemed a really good idea, particularly when I realised our tiny Food Technology college in the middle of super-snotty St Georges Hill, Weybridge was full of people who were equally nuts about music. By October 1976 rehearsals were underway in the college hall: Mick Brophy (guitar, harmonica, backing vocals), Keith Steptoe (bass), Steve Pearce (drums) and co-lead singers Simon Wright and Jane Wimble. The Food Technologists would have been a great name for a band but instead we went for Trash, partly because of the New York Dolls song but possibly because we thought it would put us beyond further criticism (how wrong we were).

None of us had been in a band before but by pooling our record collections we found songs simple enough to attempt, using the approach that 3 chords = good, 4 chords = jazz. This theory received massive confirmation when an unbooked Sex Pistols played support at one of our college dances. Jane and I followed them to the 100 Club Punk Festival and the Screen on The Green allnighter, hugely impressed by their back-to-basics approach. The Jam at the Red Cow, Elvis Costello at the Nashville, Buzzcocks at the 100 Club – we sucked it all in greedily. Mick began writing songs, and we started taking Trash more seriously. Jane bailed out at this point so by early 1977 we were a 4 piece. And then we were offered a record contract. It was the post-Pistols feeding frenzy and we looked the part – short hair, fast songs, little discernible talent. Clive Selwood – ex-head of Elektra UK and John Peel’s manager – was a fellow Weybridge resident. His daughter Bee had seen us terrorising some local hop and Clive wanted us sign to his production company Sara Bee. Clearly we needed experienced management, but we went for fellow-Food Tech Tony Bellekom. The prospect of full-time rock stardom was too much for Steve, so Brian Devoil (a mate of Tony’s) was brought in to replace him. Technically Brian was an improvement –Steve’s drum rolls had an exciting uncertainty to them – but Brian’s heart was not really in our hard, fast and simple music.

A brace of gigs at the Nashville supporting 999 failed to flush out any better offers and we signed to Polydor via Sara Bee in August 1977. This coincided with a move to a communal house in Reading, near the free rehearsal facilities and ‘plus support’ possibilities offered by the University where Tony had Connections. Having either left or been thrown out of college we were free to gig more regularly whilst we worked on the all-important first single. Recorded at the Old Smithy, Worcester in September 1977 and produced by no-one in particular ‘Priorities’ escaped from Polydor in November 1977. Polydor’s art department had come up with the infamous ‘Porky And The Wingnuts’ front sleeve and someone had sped up the master-tape to make us sound more exciting. Good reviews from Record Mirror and Sounds plus a couple of plays from a gerrymandered John Peel were not enough to generate sales.
We retired to lick our wounds to a second, sleazier communal house in Reading. Located in Zinzan Street the intention may have been a carefree Monkees-like existence but the only furry connection was the rats that lived in the front room (with the slugs). Unsurprisingly Zinzan Street was demolished when we left. Living on the governments Musician Support Fund (ie signing on) left Mick time to write his magnum-opus, a Townshend-style rock opera called ‘Carrots’ which rarely emerged from the rehearsal room. We played gigs at Reading clubs like Bones – for some reason always supporting the Lurkers – before venturing further afield to High Wycombe (with Wire, who were startling) and even as far as Sheffield Poly where we were videoed by the Fine Arts Department – anyone got a copy?
A key feature of our live act was Marie-Clare, off-on paramour of Mick and full-time agent provocateur. Dancing in front of the stage and always wearing less than anyone else she proved a big draw in her own right. Marie-Clare was totally convinced of our talent – more so than us – and even edited the Trash fanzine ‘In On All the Secrets’, named after one of Mick’s catchier compositions and mailed to the entire Trash fan club every month.

Brian left to go prog with Twelth Night, with whom he had some success. An advertisement in Melody Maker found Simon Butler-Smith, the son of a vicar in nearby Rotherfield Peppard. Not only was he a fantastic Keith Moon style drummer but we could practice at the Rectory and he had an attractive sister. His first gig was January 25th 1978. Our friend Nick Duckett reviewed us playing at a party in his garage, upgraded the venue to The Garage and sent it in as a review to the NME who published it in February 1978 – our first and last press. Nick concluded “if the band are able to overcome the obstacle of the fact that they seem to have no readily marketable image at present, they could well go far.” We took Nick’s words to heart and started appearing on stage wearing all white clothing and using only white light whilst performing in front of a backdrop based on an 1920 illustration by Lissitzky ‘Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge’. The backdrop was painted by roadie John The Finn, later to disappear in mysterious circumstances amidst rumours he was working for the CIA.

There was much excitement at Trash Mansions in February 1978 when we received a telegram from Clive saying we were booked into posh Roundhouse Studios…with Shel Talmy producing. That’s the same Shel Talmy who had produced all the Who and Kinks singles in our battered record boxes. Mick took up a rough demo of our intended next single N-N-E-R-V-O-U-S and Talmy tore it to bits, re-arranging it to bring out the hooks and generally sprinkling some fairy dust over the song. This time we did the artwork ourselves , using the Lissitzky backdrop and contorting ourselves to fit it. However even Shel Talmy could not prevent the single vanishing without trace on release in June 1978. Polydor didn’t pick up their options so that was the end of Trash.
Or was it? I read in NME that the Who were looking for a band to play in the film Quadrophenia and sent in a cassette of the four Polydor recordings, renaming us The Dudes for the occasion. On September 25th 1978 we played three numbers in front of Roger Daltrey and John Entwistle in the Electric Ballroom in Camden High Street. We lost out to Crosscut Saw, despite including our most mod-dy cover (Fontella Bass’ Rescue Me, once a showcase for Jane Wimble). However we did get a note from Pete Townshend where he described N-N-E-R-V-O-U-S as ‘bloody great’.

We gave it one last go. My parents lived near Surrey Sound Studios in Leatherhead, the studio where Nigel Gray had recorded all the early Police hits. In March 1979 I somehow blagged some free studio time. Mick was by now living in Manchester where he had formed a new band called the Cheaters, featuring demon lead guitarist Neil Cossar. Neil and his Dad-made amp accompanied Mick down the M6, thus expanding Trash to a five-piece for one night only. We rehearsed (or possibly just drank) at the Food Tech college in Weybridge where it all had began before recording two tracks ‘In On All The Secrets’ and ‘What Do You Think About That?’ in the middle of the night. I thought they were marvellous, the best stuff we’d ever recorded but the studio saw no future in them.
And then we were done.
Simon Wright
October 2007
August 11th 2007
Picture the scene: white sand, warm cobalt sea, a gentle breeze wafting through the palm trees…and punk rock 1977-style courtesy of a valve-driven Sony Walkman and a stack of grubby cassettes. Thirty years ago when I helped record these tapes I never dreamt I would be listening to them again in the idyllic surroundings of Caldes D’Estrac, a few miles north of Barcelona and a former holiday destination of Pablo Picasso (the local art gallery contains his preparatory sketches for Guernica).

But forget art – we’re here to talk Trash, the band that Mick (guitarist now working in Spain) formed with me (vocals), Keith (bass) and the inevitable Spinal Tap-esque procession of drummers (Steve, Brian and Simon 2).
Mick, Keith, Steve and I were all studying Food Technology in the highly inappropriate environment of St.George’s Hill – stockbroker belt par excellence. Forced to make our own entertainment we came up with an enthusiastic if unskilled amalgam of Nuggets and Eddie and the Hotrods and we were off – two chords good, three chords jazz. Pausing only to sack our co-vocalist (sorry Jane) and ignoring what a great name The Food Technologists would have been we named ourselves Trash, partly because we all loved the New York Dolls and partly to get our retaliation in first.
Bizarrely as soon as Mick started writing some originals we were offered a singles deal via Polydor and this we took, slightly amazed. Two singles were released to little reaction, despite the fact that the second platter was produced by The Legendary Shel Talmy. After a while the combination of relentless poverty, few gigs and no more records resulted in Trash quietly expiring. Thirty years on and with both our singles selling well on eBay it’s a different story .
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Which brings us back to our seaside listening party. The final haul is six finished studio tracks, a handful of strong demos and four examples of our ‘energetic’ taste in covers, crowned by a hilarious interview on the late unlamented Radio 210 between Mick, Tony The Manager and an anonymous but totally clueless DJ from Reading.
Mick’s lady Carole comes up with a title (‘Putting Out The Trash’) and we’re done. Next comes dull stuff like transferring tracks to Minidisc and remastering. Plus there’s a mysterious reel-to-reel track which no-one has the gear to listen to – could it contain our Rock Opera, the mighty ‘Carrots’ ?
To be continued.

Marinko Biskic shares my two obsessions: chocolate and rock’n’roll.

And he has combined the two by making 7″ 45 singles out of chocolate which actually play songs by his band, Fon Biskich and Narodno Blago (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McTj045Nb9g ). An ex-punk rocker from Croatia, Marinko now has Nadalina ( http://www.nadalina.hr/ ) his own, award-winning chocolate business in Solin which makes tasty single origin and organic chocolate bars…and edible records.


The sound quality is surprisingly good, but you can only play them a few times as the stylus wears out the grooves (so perhaps they are closer to an acetate than a vinyl record). They play on a normal record deck and are made in exactly the same way as vinyl records using a stamper, with the vinyl replaced by molten chocolate. He is in London ’til Sunday at The Chocolate Show, Olympia (http://www.thechocolateshow.co.uk/) and you really, really need to check him out. Maybe he can immortalise your favourite tune in chocolate…


Tell him I sent you. It’s a great chance to eat your own words…
PS Record Collector mag ran a modified version of the above in their Christmas 2017 edition, showing what a difference having a proper editor makes (hi Jamie!)
Under The Bridge 21.09.17
View: DJ Mezzanine above the stage
It is nearly 40 years since Groovies frontmen Cyril Jordan (lead guitar and vocals) and Chris Wilson (rhythm guitar and vocals) toured with a new LP to promote. Excitingly three of the best tracks tonight – Let Me Rock, I Want You Bad and (especially) What The Hell Is Goin’ On – came from the new Fantastic Plastic album. Elsewhere the set was thoroughly refreshed with new opener Down Down Down and first encore Jumpin’ In The Night representing fresh blasts from the Groovies illustrious past. New rhythm section Chris Von Sniedern (bass) and Tony Sales (drums) are finding their feet and the additional backing vocals they supply are welcome – theme tune Shake Some Action was refreshed by everyone singing. A packed Under The Bridge benefitted from a top-end sound system and clear sightlines. Support band Theatre Royal impressed with catchy songs, and a purposeful stage act.
Written for Record Collector magazine, who published it like this

Teenage Head here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMmSTm-0G2k
Flamin’ Groovies + Theatre Royal, Under The Bridge, 21.9.17
Here is my playlist for last night’s gig. Under The Bridge has a fabulous sound system, good sightlines and helpful staff – highly recommended. Review of the gig itself to follow.
All the records below were 10” or 12” vinyl singles except where indicated*.
Who knew so many played at 33rpm ? A few John Peel moments there…
Set One
You Get What You Give – Young Radicals
Moving Away From The Pulsebeat – Buzzcocks
When The Kingdon Comes – Primal Scream + Paul Weller
A Spy In The House Of Love – dB’s
I Am The Resurrection (edit) – Stone Roses
You Don’t Move Me – Keith Richards
Time Will Tell – Kinks
Jus’ Can’t Stop Me – J Geils Band
Spirit In The Sky – Cheaters
Still Holding On To You – Dream Syndicate
A Million Miles Away – Plimsouls
Doom and Gloom – Rolling Stones
Ladytron – Roxy Music (Steve Wilson remix)
I Will Dare – Replacements
I Fought The Law / Route 66 – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Set Two
Alabama 3 – Woke Up This Morning
Clampdown – Clash
Burlesque – Family (Ashley Beadle remix)
Tall Stories – PPK *
Soul Kitchen – Doors
Beck’s Bolero – Jeff Beck Group *
Ride ‘Em On Down – Rolling Stones
Set Three
Higher Than The Sun – Primal Scream (original version)
Casa Dega – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Riders On The Storm – Doors
Private Life – Pretenders
The Oldest Story In The World – Plimsouls
I’m Not Saying – Replacements
Bash & Pop
Omnivore Records
On the back of this year’s well-received Anything Could Happen Tommy Stinson’s band re-release their 1993 debut in expanded form. To the original 11 track CD Omnivore have now added a further 18 tracks of demos, outtakes and other rare material plus informative new liner notes from Bob (Trouble Boys) Mehr. The original release remains a total cracker, the best record made by any of the Replacements since their demise – indeed a record that rocks harder and better than the final two Replacement LPs. Evocative songwriting meets robust Faces/Stones grooves supported by various Heartbreakers and even an uncredited Paul Westerberg on Fast & Hard and Loose Ends – it’s a total blast from start to finish. The additional disc collates hard-to-find vinyl-only songs Situation and Harboring A Fugitive, but neither are great. Also present is the more forceful Making Me Sick from 1994’s soundtrack to Kevin Smith’s wonderful Clerks. The remaining tracks are mainly home demos or alternate version of the songs on Friday Night – interesting but not revelatory. The final track is an instrumental version of Terry Reid’s (via Cheap Trick) Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace. Sadly Tommy never got round to adding a vocal, a missed opportunity as the backing track really motors. Check out the Teenage Dogs In Trouble blogspot for a 1994 live version.








